#QUEEN

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See, thatโ€™s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I donโ€™t wanna
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shutupmerlin

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.


The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

waspinfested

i cannot stand this i keep seeing opโ€™s face like this in my mind

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vanillacorpse

i was walking to ensemble class and this dhdhdkdjjdid CAR pulls up and rolls down the driver’s window and im like… right ok. and this middle aged man with a foreign accent greets me with “you know, you look really kind!” and i’m like?? thanks!? and hes like “yeah i like to say that to people who look kind. not many do.” and then he points at himself and is like “do *i* look kind to you? many people tell me i don’t!” and i’m like no you look kind to me!!? and he LAUGHS and says “well i’m actually mean!” and DRIVES OFF??????????

bogleech

Petition to replace all catcalling with whatever this is

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fail-boat

My foster kitten

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is trying

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to steal

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my beer.

lilragekitten

Guys… 

Please… 

turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction. 

I love Jocelyn the kitten. 

i-want-to-be-wonderwoman

Omg precios baby 😭

one-of-the-only-toasters

Jocelyn just wants to get sloshed 😂😭😭

sasuke-on-main

isnt it like a thing that cats go BUCK FUCKIN WILD for yeast and yeast by products

brightlotusmoon

This is why nutritional yeast is added to almost every cat food for flavor, cats love yeast by-products more than their own mothers.

staticblitz

@party-cat-anthem